Kroll Show isn’t repeated as much as it should be,same with Broad City
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
I have discovered moscato.
I finally found a wine I enjoy.
I tried the blush, next I’ll get the white.
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
- fighter of the night man
- champion of the sun
- master of karate
- and friendship for everyone
- Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
- Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
- Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
- *then later*
- My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
- Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
- Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
- Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
- Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.